Dancing to the Rhythm of Me

Jose Bergamin said, “There are those who dance to the rhythm that is played to them, those who only dance to their own rhythm, and those who don't dance at all.” Which are you? Me? Well, it depends on what you're talking about. If you're talking about cutting a rug then I most certainly dance to my own rhythm. Although if you saw me, you may suggest perhaps even insist that I don't dance at all. It's probably sound advice but I would've hardly considered it until yesterday.

Mastering the moves of Beyonce and friends in the Single Ladies video would be challenging for a good dancer. But for this citizen of the rhythmless nation, it seems an impossibility. WTH was I thinking? Here's a video with nonstop, fast tempo dancing and very few repetitions. That coupled with the fact that I dance slightly better than Elaine from Seinfeld, isn't exactly a recipe for success. As my body was moving two beats behind and in the opposite direction of Bey, it occurred to me that taping myself may not be such a good idea. I mean, what if it got on youtube? Nothing good could possible come out of that. Then, something happened. For eight seemingly forever seconds, I was in sync and fearless. See, this is how the likes of William Hung are created. I managed to do eight seconds out of a 3:18 video and it's back on. And why not?

Thankfully, I'm not as delusional as Will so I won't be trying out for any dancing shows. I am going to still tape myself though for a number of reasons. 1) I'm going to look smoking hot in my black leotard. 2) I have great legs and can wear the mess out of some heels. 3) The mere thought of it brings me joy. I did it at least a dozen times laughing at myself frequently. Who cares what anyone else thinks? My rhythm won't always be on the beat. I will most certainly have days where my feet aren't the only thing out of sync but I will still dance. As for the video, I'm not crazy. I will only keep one copy of it under lock and key to be viewed only by close friends and family. No cell phones allowed. Put your hands up!